Wednesday, January 30, 2008

My Interview With a Nudist in Chat



I was pretty bored today after eating my lunch and well, I thought I needed an interview. No one I really wanted to interview was around and so I thought, "Hey! There's probably someone in a chat room I could turn into an interview." Sure enough, as they say, ask and ye shall receive. I lucked out and was IM'd by a nudist. You should know he doesn't know I'm interviewing him. This is sort of Animal Planet style where you don't interrupt the Circle of Life. You just capture it. Note: No nudists were harmed in the making of this interview.

Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 11:57:30 AM): hi
G M (9/30/2007 11:57:35 AM): how r u
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 11:58:42 AM): good. just eating some lunch
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 11:58:45 AM): you?
G M (9/30/2007 11:59:11 AM): kinda bored
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 11:59:23 AM): say what? on chat?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 11:59:27 AM): lol
G M (9/30/2007 11:59:48 AM): yes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 11:59:55 AM): are you married?
G M (9/30/2007 12:00:18 PM): not anymore
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:00:34 PM): the reason i ask is because of your screenname
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:00:42 PM): are you a nude family?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:00:47 PM): or what....
G M (9/30/2007 12:00:57 PM): yes we are just me and my kids
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:01:07 PM): and you're nude?
G M (9/30/2007 12:01:21 PM): yes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:01:31 PM): constantly?
G M (9/30/2007 12:01:37 PM): yes
G M (9/30/2007 12:01:41 PM): all the time
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:01:53 PM): even when you go for some milk?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:02:11 PM): or do you put on a poncho?
G M (9/30/2007 12:02:13 PM): well no i put on clothes when i go out
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:02:30 PM): how old are your kids?
G M (9/30/2007 12:02:45 PM): 20/21
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:02:57 PM): so they are nude around each other?
G M (9/30/2007 12:03:08 PM): yep
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:03:22 PM): and this is not an "odd" thing to them?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:03:30 PM): "say, i see my sister naked!"
G M (9/30/2007 12:03:32 PM): no
G M (9/30/2007 12:03:41 PM): its natural
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:03:56 PM): right...but well, what's the privacy situation?
G M (9/30/2007 12:04:41 PM): well we give each other their privacy when its needed
G M (9/30/2007 12:04:56 PM): we r not a sexual family we r just nudists
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:05:01 PM): no i get that
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:05:08 PM): i'm just curious
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:05:14 PM): is there a door on the bathroom?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:05:21 PM): or do you just wander in and out
G M (9/30/2007 12:05:23 PM): yes there is a door
G M (9/30/2007 12:05:38 PM): we dont just walk in on each other
G M (9/30/2007 12:05:54 PM): we just walk around nude
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:06:07 PM): what's the cooking situation?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:06:18 PM): do you primarily use a microwave?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:06:26 PM): or do you have a rubber apron?
G M (9/30/2007 12:06:29 PM): not all the time
G M (9/30/2007 12:06:41 PM): we do wear an apron
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:06:50 PM): so you're not a bacon eating family, really?
G M (9/30/2007 12:07:03 PM): sometimes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:07:16 PM): do you have bacon shields?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:07:27 PM): or a burn kit on hand?
G M (9/30/2007 12:07:44 PM): we r carefull what we cook
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:07:54 PM): i imagine!
G M (9/30/2007 12:07:55 PM): we eat out alot
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:08:39 PM): you probably eat at nice places. you know, you save all that money on clothes!
G M (9/30/2007 12:08:59 PM): we do
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:09:17 PM): i mean clothes cost a lot. even when you bargain hunt
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:09:22 PM): i'm a bargain hunter
G M (9/30/2007 12:09:28 PM): oh they do
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:10:09 PM): i'm just thinking about all the meal out i could buy if i had like a track suit for going out to eat and then becoming a nudist and saving all that money for awesome food
G M (9/30/2007 12:10:38 PM): u should try it
G M (9/30/2007 12:10:43 PM): u might like it
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:10:46 PM): i'm really thinking about it!
G M (9/30/2007 12:10:57 PM): its relaxing
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:11:13 PM): my couch is scratchy though.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:11:27 PM): but again, i could buy a soft one with the money i save on clothes!
G M (9/30/2007 12:11:39 PM): thats true
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:11:47 PM): lots of throw pillows
G M (9/30/2007 12:11:57 PM): i would like to meet another nudist person
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:12:09 PM): oh chenille would be a whole other experience
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:12:29 PM): isn't matthew mcconaghey a nudist?
G M (9/30/2007 12:12:36 PM): i think so
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:12:37 PM): i'd like to meet him
G M (9/30/2007 12:12:53 PM): i see nothin wrong with beeing a nudist
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:13:02 PM): ewan magregor is a nudist, too you know
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:13:10 PM): oh no there's nothing wrong with it
G M (9/30/2007 12:13:21 PM): we like it
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:13:21 PM): in fact the beaches alone are worth it
G M (9/30/2007 12:13:30 PM): oh yes they r
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:13:51 PM): they aren't overrun with people in hideous bathing suits and screaming children
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:14:01 PM): i imagine they're fairly peaceful and lovely
G M (9/30/2007 12:14:09 PM): they r
G M (9/30/2007 12:14:15 PM): do u live alone
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:14:21 PM): yes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:14:39 PM): and i don't really eat bacon unless i'm out
G M (9/30/2007 12:14:47 PM): well u should take off all ur clothes and see what it feels like
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:14:56 PM): i took a shower today
G M (9/30/2007 12:14:57 PM): u migt enjoy it
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:15:02 PM): i know what it feels like
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:15:16 PM): i'm not saying i don't enjoy being nude
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:15:33 PM): it's just i've never really thought about being a "nudist"
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:15:51 PM): adding "ist" to a word implies a whole change in lifestyle you know?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:15:56 PM): what about guests?
G M (9/30/2007 12:16:20 PM): well u just have to put on something
G M (9/30/2007 12:16:28 PM): we dont have very many guests
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:16:45 PM): my track suit for dining out won't do. i'll have to have a visitors outfit, too.
G M (9/30/2007 12:16:58 PM): yeah
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:17:06 PM): can i still wear a wig if i'm a nudist?
G M (9/30/2007 12:17:06 PM): u should became a nudist
G M (9/30/2007 12:17:13 PM): yes u cam
G M (9/30/2007 12:17:20 PM): can
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:17:21 PM): well i'm considering the options.
G M (9/30/2007 12:17:28 PM): please do
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:17:45 PM): i mean you can't just take something like this lightly
G M (9/30/2007 12:17:52 PM): i know
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:18:05 PM): can i still wear my shoes?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:18:09 PM): i love shoes
G M (9/30/2007 12:18:10 PM): u have to think about it try it a couple times
G M (9/30/2007 12:18:17 PM): u can wear shoes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:18:27 PM): but then i'm not really nude, though?
G M (9/30/2007 12:18:34 PM): yes u r
G M (9/30/2007 12:18:39 PM): no clothes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:19:16 PM): so the definition of nude is if the parts of your body that are unacceptable say, while rollerskating down the sidewalk, are exposed?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:20:03 PM): technically i could walk outside in a bikini and no one would care.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:20:11 PM): well maybe some honking would occur.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:20:17 PM): but you get the idea.
G M (9/30/2007 12:20:21 PM): im sure it would
G M (9/30/2007 12:20:29 PM): i got the idea
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:20:39 PM): okay, okay...hmm.
G M (9/30/2007 12:20:49 PM): try it
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:21:00 PM): well you can't be pressured into something.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:21:09 PM): i'm glad you came along to answer questions.
G M (9/30/2007 12:21:19 PM): no problem
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:21:32 PM): what if i dated a non-nudist?
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:22:04 PM): i would start amassing clothing for dates and such and then i wouldn't be able to afford such nice dinners out.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:22:20 PM): or a replacement couch.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:22:26 PM): or burn cream.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:22:50 PM): i'm kind of a klutz
G M (9/30/2007 12:22:50 PM): sure u will
G M (9/30/2007 12:22:59 PM): u will be fine
G M (9/30/2007 12:23:05 PM): trust me
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:23:17 PM): there's no guarantee though!
G M (9/30/2007 12:23:29 PM): no
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:23:56 PM): if i became serious with a non-nudist, i'd probably just have to wear clothes all the time. my naked time would be cut to like nil.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:24:05 PM): it's like dating a vegetarian
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:24:12 PM): you get to eat very little meat.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:24:27 PM): or an alcoholic.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:24:34 PM): you have to go to their meetings.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:25:14 PM): what about excercise?
G M (9/30/2007 12:25:18 PM): well u just have to take chances
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:25:31 PM): i know. i'm all about chances
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:25:41 PM): but i like to know what i'm getting into
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:25:54 PM): do you guys excercise?
G M (9/30/2007 12:26:04 PM): yes we do
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:26:15 PM): what sort is best for nudists?
G M (9/30/2007 12:26:28 PM): we do it all
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:26:35 PM): really?
G M (9/30/2007 12:26:45 PM): yes
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:26:53 PM): wow. thank you so much.
G M (9/30/2007 12:27:13 PM): ur welcome
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:27:18 PM): i'm going to go sit and watch some cartoons nude.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:27:26 PM): i'll start out slow.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:27:32 PM): thanks for your time.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:28:08 PM): i'll let you know how it goes
G M (9/30/2007 12:28:15 PM): please do
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:28:20 PM): have a good day!
G M (9/30/2007 12:28:30 PM): i will u 2
G M (9/30/2007 12:28:37 PM): please try it
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:28:46 PM): i'm going to ..right now.
Wendy Liddell (9/30/2007 12:28:52 PM): bye!
G M (9/30/2007 12:29:16 PM): bye

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