Wednesday, January 30, 2008

My Interview With a Guy In Chat Who Believed In Wee Britain



avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:05:54 PM): how are you tonight

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:06:30 PM): very well except the idiots in chat

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:06:34 PM): you?

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:06:47 PM): yes there are alot of them

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:07:04 PM): not to bad chechin the accounts

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:07:19 PM): pardon?

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:07:44 PM): looking at my online bank account

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:07:58 PM): oh doing well are you?

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:08:18 PM): oh doing ok lol lol lol

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:08:51 PM): that's good. at least you won't be asking for alms from hobos

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:08:52 PM): and bored

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:09:02 PM): fancy that

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:09:06 PM): round here

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:09:28 PM):

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:09:36 PM): Are you having a nice evening

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:09:49 PM): it's alright

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:10:06 PM): it's been a hard night at work

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:10:29 PM): ah may i ask what you do

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:10:43 PM): i'm a street performer on the 16th st mall

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:11:00 PM): bit chilly out

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:11:31 PM): really

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:11:34 PM): yes

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:11:45 PM): what do you perform

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:12:24 PM): i do performance art, mostly interpretive dance with two others

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:12:42 PM): thats cool

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:12:47 PM): sounds nice

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:13:47 PM): i like it. i also do some posing for some of the colleges in the area for life drawing classes

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:14:24 PM): hmmm

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:14:29 PM): posing like

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:14:39 PM): for drawings

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:15:02 PM): hmmm

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:15:07 PM): hmm?

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:15:09 PM): what do you pose in

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:15:16 PM): a classroom?

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:15:23 PM): oh ok

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:15:37 PM): so you dress up and they draw you

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:15:48 PM): no there aren't any costumes

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:16:00 PM): i'm nude

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:16:04 PM): oh

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:16:08 PM): that's how it works

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:16:11 PM): ah

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:16:14 PM): um

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:16:17 PM): wow

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:16:29 PM): never been in a class like that

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:16:38 PM): it's like being at the doctor's office

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:17:03 PM): except they don't poke at you with their pencils

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:17:10 PM): you must be really comfortable with your body

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:17:20 PM): sure, why not/

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:18:13 PM): thats good

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:18:18 PM): alot of people arent

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:18:23 PM): true

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:18:29 PM): sickies

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:18:58 PM): oh be nice

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:19:04 PM): what?

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:19:15 PM): does that mean something different here?

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:19:37 PM): i meant it as in pity

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:19:45 PM): ah

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:19:56 PM): well i am comfy with mine

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:20:23 PM): alot of woman have kids and stomachs do not look the same after so they are self consious

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:20:38 PM): that's nature for you

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:21:03 PM): thank goodness for orphanges

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:21:52 PM): have you ever been to wee britain?

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:22:30 PM): no mam I have not

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:22:38 PM): oh you have to go

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:22:51 PM): it's about one street over from 16th street

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:23:02 PM): they even run on greenwich mean time

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:23:09 PM): really thats cool

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:23:09 PM): it's like chinatown

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:23:18 PM): yes it makes me feel at home

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:23:57 PM): the only place i can get bangers to satisfy my mouth

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:24:16 PM):

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:24:25 PM): what are bangers

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:24:37 PM): um...oh right. sausages

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:24:53 PM): ah ok

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:24:58 PM): like brats

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:25:09 PM): more like breakfast sausages

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:25:31 PM): usually you get bangers and mash

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:25:41 PM): oh ok

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:25:49 PM): are you english

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:25:56 PM): yes

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:26:15 PM): Did you grow up in colorado

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:26:18 PM): no

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:26:28 PM): i have only been here a year

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:26:59 PM): before here?

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:27:22 PM): i grew up in devonshire

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:27:37 PM): hmmm sounds nice

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:28:13 PM): yes it was nice

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:28:16 PM): i liked it

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:29:45 PM): it's right by the English Channel, which everyone tries to cross

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:29:50 PM): thats good

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:29:56 PM): why did you come here

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:30:07 PM): oh classic

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:30:10 PM): a man

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:30:40 PM): i actually met him when he tried to cross the English Channel from the English side

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:30:54 PM): ah and you are still with him

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:30:58 PM): oh no

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:31:08 PM): he drowned

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:31:27 PM): so i came here to get a new start

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:31:45 PM): oh i am sorry

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:31:50 PM): please forgive me

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:31:56 PM): oh no need

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:32:06 PM): we only knew each other a short time

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:32:17 PM): you see i was the reason he drowned

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:32:43 PM): he was talking to me and didn't see some moss

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:32:44 PM): that sounds wild

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:32:48 PM): and slipped

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:32:50 PM): and fell in

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:32:54 PM): and drowned

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:32:57 PM): oh dang

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:33:00 PM): yeah

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:33:15 PM): i like to think we would have gotten along

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:33:28 PM): but you can't blame yourself for a bit of moss

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:33:28 PM): yes

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:33:43 PM): so you dating now

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:34:17 PM): oh well once the novelty of my accent wears off, i think people find me a bit odd

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:34:28 PM): plus no standing near water

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:34:30 PM): lol

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:34:44 PM): i see

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:34:58 PM): oh sorry. i know it's morbid

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:35:05 PM): but you have to laugh or you cry

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:35:30 PM): nothing wrong with crying

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:35:40 PM): oh i do sometimes

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:35:50 PM): but i much prefer laughing

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:36:17 PM): if you really think about it, it's kind of funny

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:36:42 PM): aside from the drowning bit

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:37:30 PM): so are you single

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:37:34 PM): yes

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:37:41 PM): do you have children

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:37:44 PM): no

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:37:46 PM): you

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:37:57 PM): i'm single, no wee ones

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:38:45 PM): ok

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:38:52 PM): How old are you

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:38:59 PM): 32

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:39:33 PM): 29 in two days here

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:39:42 PM): happy birthday!

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:40:06 PM): watch you don't catch things on fire

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:40:32 PM): lol lol thats funny

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:40:57 PM): ah well i can be funny when it doesn't involve drowning jokes

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:42:13 PM):

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:42:19 PM): yeah i understand

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:42:22 PM): oh bobby darin is playing!

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:42:29 PM): i just adore him

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:42:55 PM):

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:43:17 PM): pardon me for being so tired

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:44:23 PM): in fact i should retire

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:44:55 PM): it was nice chatting with you

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:45:08 PM): its ok I will let you sleep

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:45:13 PM): thankyou for the chat

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:45:23 PM): thank you.

Wendy Liddell (1/15/2008 10:45:32 PM): good evening

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:46:07 PM): thankyou

avalacheorange (1/15/2008 10:46:10 PM): good evening

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