Prepare For Execution

hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:47:10 PM): hi how are you?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:48:00 PM): pretty good. i'm chewing gum.
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:48:>PM): nice
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:48:40 PM): i'm enjoying it. it hasn't lost its flavor yet.
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:48:50 PM): lol
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:48:51 PM): i've been chewing it for like two hours
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:49:00 PM): what flavor
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:49:07 PM): wintergreen
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:49:28 PM): my fav
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:49:37 PM): i'm a fan.
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:51:04 PM): so how was your day
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:52:36 PM): good.
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:53:00 PM): i had some french toast this morning and some eggs and bacon and orange juice
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:53:22 PM): then i wrote in my notebook
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:53:27 PM): i put the date
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:53:47 PM): and where i was
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:53:59 PM): and the name of the person i was eating with
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:54:06 PM): and what she was eating
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:54:21 PM): and then i drew a picture of her breakfast
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:54:45 PM): cool
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:54:51 PM): you?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:54:52 PM): you are strange
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:54:56 PM): not really
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:55:01 PM): lol
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:55:07 PM): normal people do stuff like that all the time
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:55:19 PM): oh yeah
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:55:20 PM): i'm more normal than most people
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:55:38 PM): so i drew a picture of my friend's breakfast
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:55:43 PM): what of it?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:56:12 PM): what did you do today?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:56:33 PM): just worked
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:56:37 PM): what do you do?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:57:09 PM): audits
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:57:18 PM): what about you?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:57:34 PM): i'm a visual artist and writer
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:57:47 PM): still seem strange that i would do that?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:57:58 PM): you do audits?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:58:10 PM): you make people cringe and freak out?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:58:14 PM): that's strange
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:58:32 PM): yes I do
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:58:43 PM): no it isn't
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:59:21 PM): it's not strange to strike fear and stress into people's lives but it's strange to make my friend laugh with a picture of her breakfast?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:59:35 PM): happiness vs. evil
Wendy York (5/7/2008 6:59:40 PM): happiness wins
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:59:42 PM): lol
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 6:59:52 PM): I am not evil
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:00:03 PM): i didn't say you as a person were
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:00:35 PM): i'm sure that you have a hobby of tulip farming and you give your neighbors brownies
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:00:53 PM): but your job makes people unhappy and scared
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:01:06 PM): so i'm just saying
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:01:13 PM): i'm not so strange
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:02:07 PM): I don't audit people just companies
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:02:20 PM): oh. well then.
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:02:36 PM): don't people own companies?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:03:11 PM): yeah but they r crooks lol
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:03:17 PM): not all of them
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:03:24 PM): but this is going nowhere
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:03:32 PM): let's talk about something else
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:03:44 PM): ok
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:04:16 PM): what's your favorite thing to get at the grocery store?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:04:44 PM): chicken
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:04:48 PM): personally, i like the Pom Tea because it comes in its own drinking glass
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:05:01 PM): how do you cook your chicken?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:05:16 PM): bake it
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:05:21 PM): or grill
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:05:37 PM): do you filet it?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:05:45 PM): nope
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:06:01 PM): really thick chicken breasts freak me out
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:06:21 PM): i'm always afraid they aren't done
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:06:51 PM): so i just keep stabbing at it and cooking it until it's really dry
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:07:05 PM): it's best if i filet it
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:07:16 PM): I have Wonder Knives
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:07:26 PM): the ones that cut through cans
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:07:29 PM): dry isn't good
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:07:34 PM): no it isn't
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:07:44 PM): it sucks
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:07:53 PM): literally
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:08:01 PM): there is no saliva left in my mouth
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:08:28 PM): nasty
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:08:39 PM): the truth is nasty sometimes
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:08:54 PM): tea is not nasty
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:08:59 PM): but the truth is
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:09:31 PM): I like green tea
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:09:35 PM): see?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:09:56 PM): green tea is good for a lot of things but especially your skin
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:10:06 PM): it has antioxidants in it
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:10:29 PM): nice
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:10:35 PM): yes
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:10:47 PM): i like it with some citrus
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:11:17 PM): I shoot it
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:11:28 PM): that sounds like a good idea
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:11:42 PM): i have an italian beretta pistol
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:12:12 PM): coo
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:12:20 PM): don't shoot me
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:12:29 PM): don't give me a reason
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:12:47 PM): ouch
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:12:56 PM): zing
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:13:48 PM): oh! the bee gees are playing!
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:14:09 PM): who
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:14:16 PM): the bee gees.
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:14:22 PM): seriously?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:14:34 PM): stayin' alive?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:14:51 PM): c'mon
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:15:22 PM): i told you not to give me a reason to shoot you
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:15:46 PM): sorry
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:15:58 PM): you have never even heard of that song?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:16:20 PM): nope
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:16:25 PM): fromt the movie "Saturday Night Fever?" with John Travolta
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:16:27 PM): is it porn
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:16:38 PM): Oh. My. God.
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:16:46 PM): Is this a Dateline sting?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:16:55 PM): how old ARE you?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:17:01 PM): 27
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:17:11 PM): have a seat
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:17:54 PM): no. this is on par with when my ex roommate had not heard of burt reynolds
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:18:10 PM): BURT REYNOLDS
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:18:12 PM): oh ok
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:18:28 PM): the bee gees
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:18:33 PM): stayin' alive
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:18:56 PM): "you can tell by the way i walk i'm a woman's man no time to talk"
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:19:17 PM): hmmmm
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:19:18 PM): the famous disco dance move
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:19:37 PM): where you point up in the air and then down at the floor?
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:19:48 PM): THAT'S from Saturday Night Fever
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:19:51 PM): lol
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:20:04 PM): ..never seen ir
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:20:24 PM): Well you don't have to have seen it to have heard the song and have heard the references
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:20:36 PM): it's a pop culture staple
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:20:51 PM): sorry not ring a bell
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:21:03 PM): wait wait wait
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:21:40 PM): Were you raised by black bears in the Black Forest in a cave and only let out at midnight?
hotballa11 (5/7/2008 7:22:48 PM): not at all
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:24:32 PM): I'm sorry I'm going to have to shoot you.
Wendy York (5/7/2008 7:24:42 PM): Prepare for execution