Oh, Alicia.

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peoplefolk: mmm. heh heh. wish you were in massachussetts.
Wendy York: oh i would just spend all my time at dunkin donuts
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: that iced coffee is wicked addictive
peoplefolk: how come in the MA chatroom?
peoplefolk: visiting here often?
Wendy York: oh i have a friend who lives there
Wendy York: so i suppose it's nostalgia
peoplefolk: ahhh i see
peoplefolk: 25 year old male here
peoplefolk: mnd a younger male?
peoplefolk: =)
Wendy York: i'll talk to almost anyone as long as they're not a jerk
peoplefolk: awsome
peoplefolk: im no jerk
peoplefolk: i can be a horny bastard of course
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: but no jerk
Wendy York: oh! well i'm a librarian!
peoplefolk: mmm
peoplefolk: fucking hot
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: hey now. i AM a lady
peoplefolk: awww
peoplefolk: dont like vulgarness?
peoplefolk: hehe
Wendy York: i don't think that's a word, mr.
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: prolly not
peoplefolk: but i type whatever
peoplefolk: hehe
Wendy York: indeed
peoplefolk: im sure u understand it =)
Wendy York: about 90%
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: good enough
peoplefolk: r u singlee?
Wendy York: singlee?
Wendy York: is that the slang kids are using these days?
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: nooo
Wendy York: god i feel old
peoplefolk: i just put extra letters silly
peoplefolk: ive been usuing yahoo for ages
Wendy York: well duh
peoplefolk: same ol chat gets boring
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: so i have fun with it noww
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: unique
Wendy York: i'm just 30, not stupid lol
Wendy York: ohh unique
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: 30 and sexy
peoplefolk: yum
Wendy York: do you like grilled cheeses?
peoplefolk: of course
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: what about with bacon?
peoplefolk: sure
Wendy York: potato chips on it?
peoplefolk: never tried that
Wendy York: it's super good
peoplefolk: yum
peoplefolk: hehe
Wendy York: you have to get the thick cut bacon though
Wendy York: not that wimpy bacon
Wendy York: you never want wimpy meat
peoplefolk: lol i see
peoplefolk: do u like big meat?
peoplefolk:
peoplefolk: j/k
Wendy York: sometimes but i usually have to split it with someone
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: like my friend and i...we usually split our meat because we just like to do that
Wendy York: neither of us really wants the whole thing
peoplefolk: hahha
Wendy York: so we split it
peoplefolk: hwo big is this meat?
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: well it depends.
peoplefolk: on?///
Wendy York: every meat is different
Wendy York: so of course it's going to vary
peoplefolk: truee hehe
peoplefolk: why not have it all for yourself?
Wendy York: well we enjoy sharing for one, and also there's just always so much meat
Wendy York: when we share, it fills us both up
peoplefolk: perhaps u can have my meat?
Wendy York: it's a win win
Wendy York: oh well we don't like to steal people's meat
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: u can borrow
Wendy York: well we can't give it back
Wendy York: once it's gone it's gone
Wendy York: it's like how people say, "can i borrow a kleenex?
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: i'm like, "you can have it"
Wendy York: i don't want their snotties back
peoplefolk: r u home now? or in the library?
Wendy York: oh, home. our computers at the library don't allow chat and all that.
peoplefolk: ooo
peoplefolk: home alone sexy ass?
Wendy York: it's my day off
peoplefolk: hehe
Wendy York: oh no. my roommate is here.
peoplefolk: awww
Wendy York: oh she's nice
peoplefolk: can i still come by and get naked even though shes there?
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: um. *scratches head*
peoplefolk: ill just sit next to ya naked while u chat
Wendy York: well alicia is a stripper
peoplefolk: ooo nice name
peoplefolk: sounds like and old time name
peoplefolk: haha
Wendy York: well she's forty-two
Wendy York: but i don't think of that as old time
peoplefolk: ooo older than u huh
Wendy York: yes
peoplefolk: she as hot as u? hehe
Wendy York: i suppose. her boyfriend thinks so i'm sure
peoplefolk: damn
Wendy York: what?
peoplefolk: boyfriends
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: oh were you going to fly in from massacussetts and woo felicia?
Wendy York: lol
peoplefolk: hahhaa
peoplefolk: you and alicia
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: oh well i have someone hot on my tail as well
peoplefolk: alicia a busty gal?
Wendy York: not particularly, no
Wendy York: she's very tall and lithe
peoplefolk: i see, your the busty one hehe
peoplefolk:
Wendy York: busty?
peoplefolk: your the one id like
Wendy York: have you been reading pulp novels?
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: yes
Wendy York: do you know what pulp novels are?
peoplefolk: no
peoplefolk: haha
Wendy York: well you sound like a character from one
Wendy York: especially with the drool
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: which one?
Wendy York: what?
peoplefolk: nevermind
Wendy York: which pulp novel? they made like zillions
peoplefolk: may i ask what ur wearing right now?
Wendy York: no
peoplefolk: yes
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: no
peoplefolk: yes =)
Wendy York: no
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: i'm wearing toe nail polish
peoplefolk: mmm
peoplefolk: no panties huh?
peoplefolk: hehe
Wendy York: i never said that
Wendy York: you shouldn't assume
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: *whacks with newspaper*
Wendy York: manners!
peoplefolk: mmm
peoplefolk: wack my ass if u want
Wendy York: no
peoplefolk: yes
Wendy York: no
peoplefolk: ill just smack yours then
Wendy York: no
peoplefolk: when ur back is turned
peoplefolk: cant stop me
Wendy York: you should mind your manners and be a little more smooth
Wendy York: 'you need to learn finesse with the ladies
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: not just run up to them with my pants around my ankles?
Wendy York: that would be a negatory
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: works around here
Wendy York: oh! the "mass" of sluts?
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: plus you're lying!
Wendy York: you shouldn't lie to women
peoplefolk: haha i am lying
peoplefolk: i dont do that
peoplefolk: would love to
peoplefolk: but dont
Wendy York: *raises eyebrows*
Wendy York: do you know what a donkey punch is?
peoplefolk: ive heard diff things
peoplefolk: whats urs?
Wendy York: well, i don't give it the sexual connotation. i just punch you in the back of the neck
peoplefolk: lol
peoplefolk: nooo
Wendy York: yup
peoplefolk: thats not how it goes
Wendy York: well that's what i'm going to do
peoplefolk: meany
peoplefolk: that would hurt
Wendy York: liar
Wendy York: bad manners
peoplefolk: i dont want to inflict pain on people
peoplefolk: bad manners dont cause pain silly
Wendy York: yes they can
peoplefolk: not like a donkey punch in my damn neck
peoplefolk: lol
Wendy York: do you know how to whistle?
Wendy York: well. do you?
Wendy York: i enjoy a good tune that's whistled
Wendy York: oh alicia.
Wendy York: what a pussy
Wendy York: and he had bad manners
Wendy York: and he totally believed every word i said.

A few moments later...
peoplefolk: me?