Manners and Mr. Trunks

Note: This took place before my name change in case of any confusion.

montanamountainman39: hi
Wendy Liddell: hi
montanamountainman39: what u up too
Wendy Liddell: flipping through a magazine
montanamountainman39: cool
montanamountainman39: am just relaxing in the hottub on my deck
Wendy Liddell: my magazine would get wet in there
montanamountainman39: yes
Wendy Liddell: i just got it so i shouldn’t get in
montanamountainman39: sure get in
montanamountainman39: my neibor lady is watching me from her back window
Wendy Liddell: but i have this magazine
Wendy Liddell: do you want me to wave to her?
montanamountainman39: sure
Wendy Liddell: *waves*
montanamountainman39: she reading the paper
montanamountainman39: i have my swimming trunks on
Wendy Liddell: man what a bitch. she didn’t wave back
Wendy Liddell: *shakes fist*
montanamountainman39: should i tease her
Wendy Liddell: no
Wendy Liddell: i have a better idea
montanamountainman39: what
Wendy Liddell: do you have a lighter?
montanamountainman39: nope
Wendy Liddell: crap
montanamountainman39: why is that
Wendy Liddell: oh i found one in my purse!
Wendy Liddell: yes!
Wendy Liddell: follow me over by the fence
montanamountainman39: okay
Wendy Liddell: act really casual
Wendy Liddell: like we’re going to say hi
montanamountainman39: okay
Wendy Liddell: but run as soon as i do
Wendy Liddell: what’s her name?
montanamountainman39: idont no
montanamountainman39: never met her
Wendy Liddell: okay i’ll just say ma’am
Wendy Liddell: let’s go! *strolls over to the fence*
Wendy Liddell: "hello, ma’am, how’s your morning going?"
Wendy Liddell: she’s totally NOT answering me!
Wendy Liddell: whore!
montanamountainman39: yes
Wendy Liddell: "let me warm up that coffee for you!"
Wendy Liddell: *lights magazine on fire and throws it onto womans newspaper*
Wendy Liddell: RUN!
montanamountainman39: your mean
Wendy Liddell: dude no i’m not
Wendy Liddell: she’s impolite!
montanamountainman39: am going to stnd up and take mr trunks off
montanamountainman39: tease her
Wendy Liddell: that’s mean AND impolite
Wendy Liddell: *lights pubic hair on fire*
montanamountainman39: what
Wendy Liddell: stop drop and roll!
Wendy Liddell: do it!
Wendy Liddell: you’re going to get really burned!
Wendy Liddell: mr. trunks is going to catch fire!
montanamountainman39: my trunks are off now
Wendy Liddell: thank goodness, mr. trunks!
montanamountainman39: now what u want me to do
Wendy Liddell: well you need some sort of moisture on there. you let that fire go pretty long
Wendy Liddell: *applies some Bath and Body Works Vanilla Bean lotion to burned area*
Wendy Liddell: there!
Wendy Liddell: sorry i know that stings
Wendy Liddell: but i don’t have anything unscented
Wendy Liddell: but now you smell like a burned cookie!
montanamountainman39: will u apply for me
Wendy Liddell: again?
montanamountainman39: what
Wendy Liddell: I already put a massive amount on your burn
montanamountainman39: rub it around little bit for me
Wendy Liddell: it’s going to hurt...
montanamountainman39: thats okay
Wendy Liddell: oh shit
Wendy Liddell: some skin just came off
Wendy Liddell: um
Wendy Liddell: this is really awkward
Wendy Liddell: but...where do you want this?
Wendy Liddell: *holds bit of skin out*
montanamountainman39: rub it all over
Wendy Liddell: the burned skin?!!!
Wendy Liddell: that came off?!!
Wendy Liddell: okay...i guess..
montanamountainman39: where ever u wnat too
Wendy Liddell: so you like being rubbed with your own burned skin?
Wendy Liddell: *rubs you with your own burned skin*
montanamountainman39: with lotion
Wendy Liddell: okay i’ll put lotion on it
Wendy Liddell: *puts lotion on piece of burned skin and rubs you with it*
montanamountainman39: feels good
Wendy Liddell: *looks away and tries to think of kittens*
montanamountainman39: feels good
Wendy Liddell: *hums*
montanamountainman39: rub the head too okay
Wendy Liddell: *rubs my head*
Wendy Liddell: isn’t my hair pretty?
montanamountainman39: yes
montanamountainman39: feels good
Wendy Liddell: i just washed it
Wendy Liddell: you should smell it
montanamountainman39: okay
montanamountainman39: smells good
Wendy Liddell: what does it smell like?
montanamountainman39: strawberry
Wendy Liddell: that’s so weird! i wash it with strawberry and yogurt puree!
montanamountainman39: does my burn look better
Wendy Liddell: *throws piece of burned skin in hot tub*
Wendy Liddell: uh...
montanamountainman39: take a closer look
Wendy Liddell: you should keep an eye on it
montanamountainman39: it need more lotion
Wendy Liddell: you don’t want to irritate it
Wendy Liddell: especially since it’s not the right kind of ointment
Wendy Liddell: it’s all i had in my purse
montanamountainman39: what kind is it
Wendy Liddell: *shows you bottle of Bath and Body Works Vanilla Bean Lotion*
Wendy Liddell: remember when I said you smelled like a burned cookie?
montanamountainman39: yes
Wendy Liddell: this is why!
montanamountainman39: rub the head of my cock little bit
Wendy Liddell: you should pay attention
Wendy Liddell: *grabs a branch and whips you on your burn*
Wendy Liddell: i’m taking mr. trunks and going home
montanamountainman39: okay
Wendy Liddell: unless you can use your manners
montanamountainman39: u dont want to take a tub with me
Wendy Liddell: i don’t have room for a tub in my car
montanamountainman39: take off your clothes and jump in her with me
Wendy Liddell: no thanks. i found another magazine to read
Wendy Liddell: mr. trunks and i are going to go.
Wendy Liddell: you want to come get some ice cream with us?
montanamountainman39: bring it back to me
Wendy Liddell: no way. you didn’t even say please
Wendy Liddell: we’re going
Wendy Liddell: you can come or stay here
Wendy Liddell: your choice
Wendy Liddell: we’re getting sprinkles...
montanamountainman39: am going to go watch a movie
Wendy Liddell: ok fine.
Wendy Liddell: we’ll be at the ice cream parlour if you need us
montanamountainman39: all thins talk got me worked up
Wendy Liddell: yeah you need to settle down
Wendy Liddell: watching that movie might help
montanamountainman39: i need to go relieve some tention
Wendy Liddell: ok take a nap and we’ll go get some ice cream
Wendy Liddell: see you later burned alligator
montanamountainman39: would u like to join me
Wendy Liddell: no thanks i’m getting ice cream with mr. trunks
montanamountainman39: okay
Wendy Liddell: i have a previous engagement
Wendy Liddell: it wouldn’t be polite to break it
montanamountainman39: with who
Wendy Liddell: mr. trunks
montanamountainman39: your funny
Wendy Liddell: what?
Wendy Liddell: manners are not funny
montanamountainman39: okay have fun
Wendy Liddell: i take them very seriously
Wendy Liddell: enjoy your nap
montanamountainman39: i need to go rub one out
montanamountainman39: have u cum yet the morning
Wendy Liddell: yes i’m here aren’t i?
Wendy Liddell: *puts hand over mouth*
Wendy Liddell: do you have short term memory loss?
Wendy Liddell: i’m so sorry
Wendy Liddell: you have a MASSAGE scheduled
Wendy Liddell: AND a NAP
montanamountainman39: yes
montanamountainman39: u wnat to massage me
Wendy Liddell: no, dear, i’m not the massage therapist
Wendy Liddell: i’m the one who made you smell like a burned cookie
Wendy Liddell: someone else is going to rub you out
Wendy Liddell: ok?
Wendy Liddell: mr. trunks and i are going for ice cream
Wendy Liddell: you were going to watch a movie
Wendy Liddell: get a massage
Wendy Liddell: and take a nap
montanamountainman39: yes
Wendy Liddell: excellent
Wendy Liddell: sounds like a good day
Wendy Liddell: mr. trunks and i will talk to you later on the telephone
Wendy Liddell: it will ring
Wendy Liddell: you pick it up
Wendy Liddell: okay?
montanamountainman39: okay
Wendy Liddell: okay
Wendy Liddell: good
Wendy Liddell: talk to you then
montanamountainman39: okay
Wendy Liddell: *waves as door closes*


Note: I never gave this dork my phone number.